Ed Kless

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Open Email to My Friends on the Left

(…especially Warren Buffet and Stephen King)

Hi all,

I just came across this wonderful opportunity for you. If you believe in bigger government, you can now directly help and the best part is you do not have to wait for the next election.

 

If your household makes over $88,030, you are in the top 20 percent of all households in the United States. In other words, you are certainly considered rich by the other 80 percent of your fellow citizens. And, without a doubt, you are among the super rich by world standards.

pay.gov logoSince you believe government needs to take care of those less fortunate, you have a moral obligation to go to https://www.pay.gov/paygov/forms/formInstance.html?agencyFormId=23779454 to make your voluntary contribution to reduce the public debt.

If you are not technically savvy, they will also accept a check payable to the Bureau of the Public Debt, and in the memo section, notate that it's a Gift to reduce the Debt Held by the Public. Mail your check to:

Attn Dept G
Bureau of the Public Debt
P. O. Box 2188
Parkersburg, WV 26106-2188

My suggestion would be to send anything you make over $88,030, because you must believe that a government bureaucrat can spend your money more wisely than you, otherwise why would you think I need to pay more.

Any questions?